Mr. Frazzlestick was simply sitting on “his” box in the Stormwind Trade District, sipping his mug of famous coffee, when a large cat jumped on him...

“Within seconds the cat clamped its jaws hard over the gnommer’s legs and pulled him headdown from the box, smashing him on the cobblestones.” An eye witness told the Argent Post. As suddenly as the cat appeared it also dissapeared,leaving behind the bloodied body of mr. Frazzlestick.

A constable from the Watch moved in quickly, making sure the heavily wounded lawyer recieved medical care. “His pandy almost seemed to be crying” a gnomette remarked.

Yara, The Argent Post

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Albie Frazzlesticks’s adventures:

To your shattered bodies go, part 1

To your shattered bodies go, part 2

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